Purses

1. Apparently we aren't supposed to buy fake designer purses. Okay, fine, I fully agree in principle. But my problem is I don't pay attention to real designer purses. They're so ridiculously out of my price range that I know absolutely nothing about them, the same way I know absolutely nothing about racehorses or scuba gear or real estate in Dubai. So if I don't know what real designer purses look like, how am I supposed to know if a purse I'm considering buying is a knock-off of a designer purse? Do I have to start paying attention to real designer purses so I can identify the fakes?

2. It seems you can have dinner suspended in the air by a giant crane. Question: but what do you do with your purse? And, come to think of it, what do the people marching in Pride do with their purses (and, when applicable, their clothes?)